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Offline Biggles

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Forgetful rider
« on: March 27, 2014, 04:20:31 PM »
The Lone Ranger and Tonto hitch their horses outside a saloon and go inside for a beer. Soon after, a man walks in and asks, "Who owns the silver horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I do. What's the problem?"
The man says, "You better go look at him. I think he's hot."
The Lone Ranger goes outside to check on his horse, and sure enough, the horse is overheated and distressed.
"Quick, Tonto, run circles around Silver. You will create a draft and cool him down."
Tonto starts running around the horse to cool him down, and the Lone Ranger goes back into the saloon to enjoy his beer. Soon after, another man walks in and asks, "Who owns the silver horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger again replies, "I do. What's the problem now?"
"You've left the Injun running."
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Re: Forgetful rider
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2014, 04:44:56 PM »
Oh No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wht11
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Re: Forgetful rider
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2014, 05:15:54 PM »
 :dred11
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: Forgetful rider
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2014, 05:32:32 PM »
Sorry Biggles, but I am going to steal that one  . . . .
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Re: Forgetful rider
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2014, 05:51:56 PM »
Sorry Biggles, but I am going to steal that one  . . . .


Let me guess " Honest Injun " oh its time for a bex and a lie down! :wht11
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Re: Forgetful rider
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2014, 06:01:20 PM »
My kids call these old man or dad jokes. I find them funny and no one else does. Sour bastards.  :OldMan
 

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Re: Forgetful rider
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2014, 06:58:59 PM »
Hmm . . . You can't be too young if you remember Bex . . .
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