JESUS AND THE LABOR SUPPORTER"

[Z900owner]

For all those true Blue Liberals among you here's a good start to the day!!!!........


A 'Conservative', in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The 'Conservative' looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"

The waitress nodded
"yes," so the 'Conservative' requested that she give Jesus a cup of hot chocolate, on him.

The next patron to come
in was a 'Bob Katter' supporter, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?"

The waitress nodded, so the 'Bob Katter'
supporter asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "my treat."

The third patron to come
into the restaurant was a 'Labor' supporter on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about getting me a cold XXXX beer?" He too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?"

The waitress nodded, so
the 'Labor' supporter directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly.

As Jesus got up to
leave, he passed by the 'Conservative', touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The 'Conservative' felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

Jesus
passed by the 'Bob Katter' supporter, touched him  and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The  'Katter' supporter felt his back straightening up  and he raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series  of back flips out the door.

Then, Jesus walked
towards the 'Labor' supporter, just smiling. The 'Labor' supporter jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me .... I'm on a disability pension."





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[Nigel]

  Sad but true>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[spanner]

Funny          .... BUT so NOT true!      



I work my ARSE off and I am a supporter of the ALP after my preferd party.     

    ..... currently getting screwed by the Liberal Loving management who have recently cut our wages by 15%.       After doing what they called market research which consisted of asking HR management in similar companies what they would like to pay their workers.

Still funny though.

[JuST Peter]

Politics and religion, both very touchy subjects only approached by either the very brave or the other kind 

[Biggles]

Politics and religion, both very touchy subjects only approached by either the very brave or the other kind 

and combining them!!  Whew!
I'd heard it before (like 99% of jokes when you're my age) but I still love the cheek of it.