A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away
from the Church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits
himself down. There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses,
the best vestry wine, Miller High Life on tap, cigars and liqueur
chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display
of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.
He hears a priest come in:"Father, forgive me for it's been a very
long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the
confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".
The priest replies,
"Get out, you idiot. You're on my side".
