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Online Wild Rose

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Missing Wife
« on: May 12, 2014, 11:46:49 AM »
                                                      Missing Wife
                           Distraught husband filing a report on his missing wife:

Husband: I lost my wife (Misty), she went shopping & still has not reached home yet.
Inspector: What is her height?
Husband: I never noticed.
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Husband: Not slim, can be healthy.
Inspector: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Inspector: Color of hair ?
Husband: Changes according to the season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Pant suit or dress..... I don't remember exactly.
Inspector: Was she going in a car???
Husband: yes.
Inspector: tell me the number, name & color of the car ? . . . . . ....
Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door. ….and then the husband started crying...
Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will find your car...
 
   
 

 
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Re: Missing Wife
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2014, 12:17:47 PM »
Why did he ever let her take that car!?
Hope it turned out well.  Maybe he had it insured for agreed value, so it could end up being profitable!  :thumb
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Re: Missing Wife
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2014, 08:35:56 PM »
You would be lost without us  :well:crackup


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Re: Missing Wife
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2014, 05:11:28 PM »
You would be lost without us  :well:crackup


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But we'd have more money to play with :grin
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Re: Missing Wife
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2014, 05:28:09 PM »
You would be lost without us  :well:crackup


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