I am so sorry Steve, I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been using your wife, day and night when you're not around.
In fact, more Than you. I'm not getting any at home but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
The neighbour, anguished and betrayed, went home, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife
