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Offline JuST Peter

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Hot and Cold Sex
« on: June 24, 2014, 07:54:56 PM »
After an examination, the doctor said to his patient: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?'

'In fact, I do.' said the old man. "After my wife and I have sex, I'm usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I'm usually hot and sweaty."

When the doctor examined his wife a short time later he said, 'Everything appears to be fine. Are there any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?'
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband mentioned an unusual problem. He claimed that he was usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time; and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you have any idea about why?'

"Oh, that crazy old coot'' she replied."That's because the first time is usually in June, and the second time is in December."


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Re: Hot and Cold Sex
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2014, 07:58:56 PM »
Hmmm,

Thought I was going to have to smite you (havent done that for a while  :grin ) but  :-   :rofl :rofl :rofl :crackup :crackup :crackup
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Re: Hot and Cold Sex
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2014, 08:08:35 PM »
Thanks mate.  ++
I'll just leave the money on the fridge as per usual then?  ;-* 
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Re: Hot and Cold Sex
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2014, 08:13:52 PM »
Can we draw the conclusion the man was born in June?
 

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Re: Hot and Cold Sex
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2014, 08:17:28 PM »
How do you work that out HT?
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Re: Hot and Cold Sex
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2014, 08:53:56 PM »
Its obvious, Xmas and Birthday present...

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Re: Hot and Cold Sex
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2014, 09:00:11 PM »
Doh! :CB-- :fp
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Re: Hot and Cold Sex
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2014, 09:04:54 PM »
 :rofl
 

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Re: Hot and Cold Sex
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2014, 09:46:10 PM »
Another Bex to table 3 please>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :wht11

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Re: Hot and Cold Sex
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2014, 01:39:53 PM »
Thanks for that, I don't need to go and see my GP now, problem solved.


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Re: Hot and Cold Sex
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2014, 05:41:47 PM »
Thanks for that, I don't need to go and see my GP now, problem solved.


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Re: Hot and Cold Sex
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2014, 12:10:35 AM »
Mine was yesterday. Explains a lot. My mind is at rest now.

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