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Offline Biggles

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A bear walks into a bar...
« on: June 30, 2014, 08:53:21 PM »
A bear walks into a bar in Brisbane and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

 The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Brisbane."

 The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

 The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Brisbane."

 The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."

 The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Brisbane."

 The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

 The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Brisbane that are on drugs."

 The bear says, "I'm not on drugs."

 The bartender says, "You are now. That was a bar bitch you ate."


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Re: A bear walks into a bar...
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2014, 09:07:32 PM »
You might have to spell it out for 'em Bill  ;-*
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Re: A bear walks into a bar...
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2014, 11:23:26 PM »
Sigh  :fp

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Re: A bear walks into a bar...
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2014, 01:40:30 AM »
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Re: A bear walks into a bar...
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2014, 08:35:58 AM »
 :dred11                                     :dred11                            :dred11
 :eek :clap :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl  >:() love it Biggles
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Re: A bear walks into a bar...
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2014, 09:09:19 AM »
Oh Boy, as he reaches for the Bex again................................................. :wht11 :fp
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Re: A bear walks into a bar...
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2014, 11:03:55 PM »
 :crackup   That was awesome :thumbsup :-++ :-++ :-++
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