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Offline Biggles

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Bacon and eggs walk into a bar...
« on: July 06, 2014, 05:26:20 PM »
Bacon and eggs walk into a bar, walk up to the bartender and ask for a beer.
The bartender takes one look at them and says, "Sorry fellas, but we don't serve breakfast."


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Re: Bacon and eggs walk into a bar...
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2014, 05:41:19 PM »
Biggles, I've figured out that you've been spending lots of time with the grandchildren, pinching their jokes, and I won't even try to compete.   :crackup
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Re: Bacon and eggs walk into a bar...
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2014, 08:59:17 PM »
Me thinks Biggles is running out of things that walk into a bar lol
 

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Re: Bacon and eggs walk into a bar...
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2014, 10:10:05 PM »
I liked it.
Then again we're of a similar age.
 

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Re: Bacon and eggs walk into a bar...
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2014, 08:15:05 AM »
 :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl That was a good one :thumbsup
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