Two highways walk into a bar, sit down at the bar itself and order some drinks. After a few minutes, a skinny little road walks through the bar door. The two highways take one look at the skinny road and flee into a dark corner booth near the back.
The bartender, seeing this, decides to go over and question the highways.
'What's going on? You two are big hulking highways, why are you afraid of that skinny little road?"
One highway turns to the bartender and says, "Stay away from that guy! He's a Cycle-path!"
