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How to speak Australians
« on: August 22, 2014, 07:23:31 PM »
This is brilliant, taking the mickey out of Ozzies.

Warning, content may not be suitable for the work place or Kids

There is a whole series

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE-al0xSFJo&index=2&list=PLNJmwVFwfFGObBZa5ekSO_1JM3mY8SMQj
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Re: How to speak Australians
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2014, 07:38:53 PM »
Quote from: Brock on August 22, 2014, 07:23:31 PM
..... Warning, content may not be suitable for the work place or Kids .....

Or my wife apparently.  I only got to 0:27, got 'the look', might view when she's gone to bed.
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Re: How to speak Australians
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2014, 07:51:49 PM »
 :crackup :crackup
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Re: How to speak Australians
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2014, 09:13:31 PM »
I think they are very funny! Thanks!!!
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Re: How to speak Australians
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2014, 10:31:09 PM »
You picked the roughie first up.  The rest aren't bad at all.

I reckon they take the mick out of the Indians as much as out of us harmless Ozzies.
But it does answer a question I've had for a long time- namely, where does the fresh roadkill go?  I only seem to see really old stuff.     :grin
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Re: How to speak Australians
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2014, 11:28:34 PM »
I led in with that one, cos the opening lines cracked me up for five minutes, and had to start again.

I'm sure the fresh road kill get hung up and aged some where before being replaced..
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Re: How to speak Australians
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2014, 07:10:59 PM »
 :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl

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Re: How to speak Australians
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2014, 10:47:26 PM »
Ah road kill.


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Re: How to speak Australians
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2014, 12:36:46 AM »
So who cares if I haven't eaten lamb since I've forgotten when.

This reminds me of Paul Hogan and Strop as far as laughing at ourselves.

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Re: How to speak Australians
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2014, 04:27:41 AM »
This is magic.  :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl. road kill? That's gold!
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Re: How to speak Australians
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2014, 10:52:44 AM »
OMF black dog!..... I have coffee all over both screens and my keyboard! :crackup :rofl

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