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Offline JuST Peter

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How women put on tight jeans
« on: October 28, 2014, 03:28:17 PM »
How women put on tight jeans
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Re: How women put on tight jeans
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2014, 04:48:04 PM »
 :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl


Too funny, think I had better delete this before Wendy and Poky see it and comes looking for you with big sticks. I'm sure this doesnt really happen.

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Re: How women put on tight jeans
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2014, 04:51:15 PM »
That could easily be my better half ...................oh sorry dear didn`t mean you  :Whipped :Stirpot ..................... :wht11
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Re: How women put on tight jeans
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2014, 05:13:43 PM »
Whoa!  Draaassttiiiccc!       :eek
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Re: How women put on tight jeans
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2014, 06:33:11 PM »
 :crackup  :rofl  :crackup  :rofl  :crackup  :rofl  :crackup  :rofl  :crackup  :rofl  :crackup Love it, and she's not even fat.
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Re: How women put on tight jeans
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2014, 07:40:07 PM »
Maybe she should have invested in some denim coloured paint.... would have been simpler to apply  :grin :rofl :crackup :grin :rofl :crackup
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Re: How women put on tight jeans
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2014, 07:29:44 AM »
I remember my wife telling me when she used to use a coat hanger to help pull up a zip on a pair of jeans
But this a bit over the top but funny  :grin
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Re: How women put on tight jeans
« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2014, 12:23:56 PM »
That could easily be my better half ...................oh sorry dear didn`t mean you  :Whipped :Stirpot ..................... :wht11

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Re: How women put on tight jeans
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2014, 07:14:35 PM »
I think I look like that trying to get my wet weather pants on by the side of the road when it's just started pi55ing down :grin
 

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Re: How women put on tight jeans
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2014, 08:05:00 AM »
I think I look like that trying to get my wet weather pants on by the side of the road when it's just started pi55ing down :grin
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Re: How women put on tight jeans
« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2014, 08:15:38 PM »
Been there  :whistle  well on the bed anyway after the jeans came out of the dryer, then after an hour they were to loose, never happy are we  :popcorn



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Re: How women put on tight jeans
« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2014, 08:45:52 PM »
Not sayin' nuthin'  :whistle  >:()
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