A man brought his best friend home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife began screaming at him, and his friend just sat and listened.
"My hair and make-up aren't done, the house is a
mess, the dishes aren't done, I'm still in my pyjamas, and I can't be
bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married."
