Holiday Fact:Causes Of All Fatal AccidentsDo NOT ride in automobiles: they cause 20% of all fatal accidents.
Do NOT stay home: 17% of all accidents do occur in the home.
Do NOT walk on the streets or sidewalks: 14% of all accidents happen to pedestrians.
Do NOT travel by air, rail, or water: 16% of all accidents happen on these.
Only .001% of all deaths occur in worship services in church, and these are related to previous physical disorders.
Hence, the safest place for you to be at any time is church.
Go to church! IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE! After all, it's
Christmas.
You could graduate to become a C&E
(Christmas and Easter).