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Another Bar joke....
« on: December 19, 2014, 06:48:14 PM »
A dyslexic bloke walked into a bra !!!

That is all!

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Re: Another Bar joke....
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2014, 07:32:48 PM »
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Re: Another Bar joke....
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2014, 07:46:01 PM »
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Re: Another Bar joke....
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2014, 09:05:29 PM »
You really wanna start that thread again!?
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Re: Another Bar joke....
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2014, 05:28:03 AM »
A guy walks into a bar after a long day at work and orders a drink. After his first sip, he hears a high-pitched voice.

"Hey mister! Nice pants!" it says.

He looks around, doesn’t see anything, and quickly shrugs it off. After a little bit, he takes another sip and hears the voice again.

“Hey mister! Sweet shoes!”

Again, he looks around, sees nothing but a bartender who is busy attending to other customers. Shaking his head, he sips once more.

“Hey mister! Cool shirt!”

He puts down his drink, frustrated at this phantom voice, and signals to the bartender, who comes over.

“Hey barkeep,” he begins, “what is that high-pitched voice I keep hearing?”

“Oh, those are the peanuts,” he replies. “They’re complimentary.”
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Re: Another Bar joke....
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2014, 06:39:13 AM »
A dyslexic bloke walked into a bra !!!

That is all!

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Re: Another Bar joke....
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2014, 08:59:12 AM »
titillating , I mean absolutely Titillating

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A dyslexic bloke walked into a bra !!!

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Re: Another Bar joke....
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2014, 09:37:53 AM »

I have never had to face that problem being just 5ft tall  :nahnah

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Re: Another Bar joke....
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2014, 09:40:04 AM »
A dyslexic bloke walked into a bra !!!

... And was D-Cup-itated ...
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Re: Another Bar joke....
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2014, 09:42:04 AM »
A grasshopper walks into a pub and hops up on the bar asking for a beer.
The barman says "You're a grasshopper!   We serve a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper replies. "I'll have an Eric then please"
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Re: Another Bar joke....
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2014, 12:47:47 PM »


A dyslexic bloke walked into a bra !!!

... And was D-Cup-itated ...

Hahaha!

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Re: Another Bar joke....
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2014, 12:51:27 PM »
The grasshopper replies. "I'll have an Eric then please"

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Re: Another Bar joke....
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2014, 04:41:57 PM »
Two blokes walk into a bar.
You would think that the second bloke would have ducked?
 

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Re: Another Bar joke....
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2014, 05:24:59 PM »
Barman said to a customer "I think you have had enough for today, go home!"

The drunk went outside, then returned by a side door..
The Barman called again "No more for you tonight, pal!"

He turned and left again, only to re-appear after entering through the back from the Toilets.

He looked at the barman in disbelief, and was heard to mutter "Bejaysus!... how many bars does this fella work at?"
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Re: Another Bar joke....
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2014, 06:08:44 PM »
That's a good one Kev I have not heard that one before  :like
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