I was sitting having a coffee, when this young guy came in and sat nearby. His hair was cut in a Mohawk and spiked, orange, red, blue, green.
He noticed me staring, and sarcastically asked " .... 's matter with you, old man? ... Never done anything wild in your life?"
I sipped my coffee, fixed a steely glare on him, and replied "Got drunk in Santiago about 16 years ago and screwed a Parrot!....
Your beaky nose looks familiar, was wondering if you are the result !"
