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Offline JuST Peter

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YOU HAVE TO LOVE A GOOD NURSE. . .
« on: March 19, 2015, 07:19:26 AM »
A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.
The doctors operated and advised him that all was well, however,
the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.
 
Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it,
he finally got enough courage to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look
at what was making him so uncomfortable.
 
Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of
adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily... if at all.
 
Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence,
 
"Get well soon, from the nurse in the Ford Explorer you pulled over last week."
 
Kind of brings tears to your eyes doesn't it?

 
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Re: YOU HAVE TO LOVE A GOOD NURSE. . .
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2015, 08:35:10 AM »
Got to be karma !!!
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Re: YOU HAVE TO LOVE A GOOD NURSE. . .
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2015, 11:37:17 AM »
Gonna bring tears to someone's eyes before long...
Ouch!
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