I've started writing a book on my motorbike experiences and views. So here's an excerpt from the first chapter for your entertainment.
"Into the second week that I’d had GLORIA, I was coming down a two lane hill after work, towards a couple of sets of traffic lights where the city by-pass goes over the urban roads. I was riding in the lane closest to the centre white line because that was the lane which would eventually take me straight ahead towards home. Because the traffic was bunched up, I was riding up just behind the driver’s door of the car in the inside lane. Something made me nervous, young male driver, open driver’s window with an elbow hung out in the breeze. It was an older car painted matt black, exhaust pipe the size of a large tomato tin, the base of the music being played on the car stereo was thudding from the door panels. “Watch this one,” I thought to myself. So my eyes flickered from the car in front of me to the driver’s hands on his steering wheel and the front tyres of his car. Then suddenly, just short of the first set of traffic lights and with no indication of his intentions, his hands twisted the steering wheel and the car lurched sideways right into my riding space.
As I saw his hands start to move, I swerved and braked into the empty right hand turn lane beside me. If I hadn’t moved I’d have been sideswiped and thrown off my bike into the path of the oncoming traffic. The car pulled to a halt at the next set of traffic lights in the entry lane onto the city by-pass. So I pulled up beside the open driver’s window and emphatically explained, using ancient Anglo-Saxon expletives, that he hadn’t looked to see if the lane beside him was empty before he’d turned into it, he hadn’t indicated before he’d turned, he could have injured or killed me, and that his parents were definitely not married. Having delivered my road safety lecture, I thought that being right beside his driver’s window wasn’t the best place to be, so I walked my bike back behind his car where I could turn into the lane which went straight ahead. I looked around me and there beside me in the inside lane was a lady driving a Toyota RAV4, with her window down. She must have heard all of my discourse on road safety with the errant driver. I looked over at her and said, “Sorry about the language.” She looked back and said, “You tell him, he never (same Anglo-Saxon expletive) looked.” Maybe she was a motorbike rider herself, or had a husband, brother, sister, son or daughter who rode a motorbike."
On my own Two Wheels, Old Steve