A daughter said to her Dad:
"Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand.
He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."
Her Dad said:
"You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick
I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe."
