The 7 Kinds of Sex

[JuST Peter]

Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.

* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone,
and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex

* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.

* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex.

* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And, last, but not least:

The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.

* You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself!
 

[Kev Murphy]

Divorce... The act of extracting the gonads through the wallet by means of court procedures.

[Sabie]

Divorce .. this is where you buy a house then give it to someone you hate...

[WendyL]

Damn, I must have done the divorce thing wrong.....

No house, no car, no child support.....

[Sabie]

Hey Wendy .. your the one that Married a looser.....

[Kev Murphy]

bad choice Wendy?... couldn't you at least get a trade in? 


When my first partner ran off with some guy, I wanted to meet him and shake his hand, he saved me the bother of throwing her out, lol 

She even had the hide to try and register a kid (born 18 months later) in my name, to claim support from me.

Like, that didn't work.   

Two months later, my bike travelling buddy and I had a photo taken of us on Main Beach at Surfers, surrounded by a dozen bikini birds,
I wrote on the back "Having a wonderful time, glad you're not here!"

... and posted it to her.... True story, 1974.

[WendyL]

One of the good things he did was get me into bikes, the other was he fathered my two beautiful kids

[saaz]

Well, two great things at least Wendy    My first time we both got virtually nothing, but I think I got the best part of the deal with her gone 

[WendyL]

Well, two great things at least Wendy    My first time we both got virtually nothing, but I think I got the best part of the deal with her gone 

Have to agree with that one John, I'm definitely better off without him 

[STeveo]

I got the kids and the house (which I had for 3 yrs before we met), she got the cars and money. Still have the house and two beautiful kids (with their own kids now) so I know I got the better end of the deal.