Author Topic: Arrest Warrant  (Read 3982 times)

Offline StinkyPete

  • National Rally Committee
  • UNBELIEVABLE "5000 Posts" Member
  • *
  • Posts: 6649
  • Thanked: 3129 times
  • Blackwood, SA
Arrest Warrant
« on: June 09, 2015, 06:10:46 PM »
I just received a message on my answering machine advising that the Australian Taxation Office has issued a warrant for my arrest and seizure of my assets  over outstanding taxation debts.   I should contact the Officer who made the call to discuss my case.

No doubt I can clear up this matter very easily by giving him my credit card details to pay the outstanding amount.    I'm so pleased that the ATO are so accommodating, and will be able to resolve the matter so easily.   :thumb


IBA #59146   OzLapper 2012 & 2019

Yamaha AS1
BSA M21 600cc single (1948)
Yamaha XS650  (The Black Wobbler)
Yamaha XJR1300 (Rocket Ship)
Honda ST1300 (Beautiful Bike)
BMW R1200RT (Technically Perfect)
Currently Bikeless
 

Offline Nigel

  • Legendary "1000 Club" Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1438
  • Thanked: 575 times
Re: Arrest Warrant
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2015, 06:13:05 PM »
Thanks Pete, can you put some in my account too. o:)............................................... :wht11
Only ever ride my own ride, helps me to stay above ground!
Nigel               0447333268
Mooroolbark But its a secret.
 

Offline StinkyPete

  • National Rally Committee
  • UNBELIEVABLE "5000 Posts" Member
  • *
  • Posts: 6649
  • Thanked: 3129 times
  • Blackwood, SA
Re: Arrest Warrant
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2015, 06:16:24 PM »
Thanks Pete, can you put some in my account too. o:)............................................... :wht11

Just give me a ring.......everyone else does.   :grin
IBA #59146   OzLapper 2012 & 2019

Yamaha AS1
BSA M21 600cc single (1948)
Yamaha XS650  (The Black Wobbler)
Yamaha XJR1300 (Rocket Ship)
Honda ST1300 (Beautiful Bike)
BMW R1200RT (Technically Perfect)
Currently Bikeless
 

saaz

  • Guest
Re: Arrest Warrant
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2015, 06:25:30 PM »
There was an article in today's paper about this. Seems like a widespread scam. Even if they don't get bank details, the number to call might rack up lots and lots of $$$

If anyone is interested, someone is ringing up to help me get compensation for an accident I have never had in the last 3 years  :rofl  Probably because I have not fixed the problem with Microsoft windows that others call me about.  And all those emails about people I should meet, some I would not mind, but given all the job offers I get I just won't have time  ;-*
 

Offline Nigel

  • Legendary "1000 Club" Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1438
  • Thanked: 575 times
Re: Arrest Warrant
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2015, 07:44:36 PM »
Best is though you know its BS. That sort of gear turns up every other day on the PC. Sense of humor is vital........... :grin :wht11
Only ever ride my own ride, helps me to stay above ground!
Nigel               0447333268
Mooroolbark But its a secret.
 

Old Steve

  • Guest
Re: Arrest Warrant
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2015, 08:25:25 AM »
I haven't had time to reply to that text from the ATO, or the calls from the guy wanting to help me over that accident I had, or the problems with my PC operating system, or that fantastic job I've been offered clearing cheques through my bank account, or to despatch my bike to the guy on e-Bay who's going to get his friend who owes him money to send me a cheque for the bike, or contacting the lawyer who is acting on behalf of the deposed Nigerian President who has $US140,000,000 hidden away in a secret bank account because I'm so busy arranging for this lovely Russian lady who has fallen in love with me to come out here and marry me.
 

Offline Brock

  • Tardis Tech
  • UNBELIEVABLE "5000 Posts" Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 8962
  • Thanked: 1945 times
  • White is the fastest
Re: Arrest Warrant
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2015, 08:50:51 AM »
Dont let the wife know about the Russian Bride, she wont be happy.
Brock
Asian Correspondent
2003 Honda ST1100PY



Ulysses #32829
STOC #8239
OzSToc # ??
Kinross WA
 

Offline StinkyPete

  • National Rally Committee
  • UNBELIEVABLE "5000 Posts" Member
  • *
  • Posts: 6649
  • Thanked: 3129 times
  • Blackwood, SA
Re: Arrest Warrant
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2015, 09:07:19 AM »
Best is though you know its BS. That sort of gear turns up every other day on the PC. Sense of humor is vital........... :grin :wht11

You mean to tell me that it's not true!!  :eek    I wonder if I can cancel the transaction.....   :o
IBA #59146   OzLapper 2012 & 2019

Yamaha AS1
BSA M21 600cc single (1948)
Yamaha XS650  (The Black Wobbler)
Yamaha XJR1300 (Rocket Ship)
Honda ST1300 (Beautiful Bike)
BMW R1200RT (Technically Perfect)
Currently Bikeless
 

Offline Kev Murphy

  • "Top Dog" 10000 club
  • ****
  • Posts: 101343
  • Thanked: 10933 times
  • 98 ST1100 Portland, SW Vic coastal.
Re: Arrest Warrant
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2015, 04:07:22 PM »
Gee whiz!... and I thought I was having difficulty in raising the funds to get the FBI off my back, even tho its only $478 to get the clearance certificate to release those 4 boxes of cash totalling 4.5 million dollars that are being held in storage at Atlanta Airport, and 4 boxes ditto at 3 other US airports.....

 Never mind, as soon as I get the payout from the UK lottery, all problems will be smoothed over...
I find it incredible that I win this lottery every week or so, with the same ticket, same numbers, (and supplementary number 33)... just the date of the draw keeps changing. 16 wins with this same ticket since last August.
(I finally found a way to block the sender, as I don't think it's fair to win all the time without buying a ticket)


Maybe I should take up one of these offers from other lottery millionaires who want to share their winnings?....

... or maybe the offer of millions from that poor Christian woman of many names in the London hospital who has been dying of lung/cervical/breast cancer, and only has two months to live..... I have been getting these types of emails since the late 90's... some of the scammers just copy and paste, without proof reading. therefore the poor lady who only has 2 months to live should get a second medical opinion, as the mails are sometimes still dated in the late 90's.
Maybe their emails are caught up in a time warp?, that they are not delivered for over 15 years?

0428 306 496

kjmurphy2@bigpond.com
 

Sabie

  • Guest
Re: Arrest Warrant
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2015, 12:16:51 PM »
Where will your new room be Pete ... We'll all come for a visit on visiting days......... ;-*
 

Offline StinkyPete

  • National Rally Committee
  • UNBELIEVABLE "5000 Posts" Member
  • *
  • Posts: 6649
  • Thanked: 3129 times
  • Blackwood, SA
Re: Arrest Warrant
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2015, 05:12:17 PM »
Where will your new room be Pete ... We'll all come for a visit on visiting days......... ;-*
Don't know my room number, but I'm sure I will have plenty of acquaintances who live there.   :eek
IBA #59146   OzLapper 2012 & 2019

Yamaha AS1
BSA M21 600cc single (1948)
Yamaha XS650  (The Black Wobbler)
Yamaha XJR1300 (Rocket Ship)
Honda ST1300 (Beautiful Bike)
BMW R1200RT (Technically Perfect)
Currently Bikeless
 

Sabie

  • Guest
Re: Arrest Warrant
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2015, 10:48:04 PM »
All with a score to settle I'll bet...