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Two Brothers
« on: June 12, 2015, 06:26:21 PM »


Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?¯
“Eight”¯, the boy replied.
The man continued, Do you know what these are used for ?
The boy replied, Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike.
Right now, he can't do none of those.¯

 

 
 
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Re: Two Brothers
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2015, 11:47:47 PM »
 :grin good one, Leo
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Re: Two Brothers
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2015, 02:12:12 PM »
Must be the sons of the bloke who, after micro-surgery on his fingers asked if he would be able to play the piano.
You know the rest...                  :grin
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Re: Two Brothers
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2015, 08:40:03 PM »
Thought this was about slip on exhausts until I noted it was in the Off Topic section....... :nahnah
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