Welcome on in Cesspool, sounds like you'll fit in just fine
just reread your post and looked at your last photo, I am seriously looking at fitting a bit on the side of my Goldwing but first thing is to do this:-http://uralofoz.com.au/pb/wp_8443f4fa/wp_8443f4fa.html
Cesspool lives in a tractor track in a ploughed feild. Have a look at North Baandee on googoo maps..
You may well be mad....You will fit in quite nicely I feel..