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Offline JuST Peter

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3 Ladies in the Park
« on: August 01, 2015, 09:06:55 PM »
Three old ladies - Gertrude, Maude and Tilly, were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a handsome young man dressed only in a trench coat approached them from across the park.

The young man came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.

Gertrude immediately had a stroke.

Seeing her friend's reaction, Maude also had a stroke.

But Tilly, bless her heart, being older and more feeble then her friends, couldn't quite reach that far...
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Re: 3 Ladies in the Park
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2015, 09:18:29 PM »
Peter!!!!!

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Re: 3 Ladies in the Park
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2015, 09:27:47 PM »
What took you so long Brockie…… :grin
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Re: 3 Ladies in the Park
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2015, 09:56:34 PM »
I was eating
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Re: 3 Ladies in the Park
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2015, 12:00:24 AM »
let me guess - meat & two veg  :Stirpot
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Re: 3 Ladies in the Park
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2015, 11:10:30 PM »
Peter, Peter, your head is through the fence so best not to go any further  ;-*
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Re: 3 Ladies in the Park
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2015, 09:02:47 AM »
keep going Peter .......   KEEP GOING
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