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Offline JuST Peter

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The small brown bottle
« on: August 17, 2015, 08:45:08 PM »
The other day I went over to a nearby  Pharmacy.
When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists’ Counter is located.
I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter.
The pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me.
I said, "Yes!  Could you please taste this for me?"
Being I'm a senior  citizen...I guess the Pharmacist just went along with me.
He picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue and swilled it around.
Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the floor and began coughing.
When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?"
The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, “HELL  NO!!!"
So I said, "Oh thank God! That's a real relief!  My doctor told me to get a pharmacist to test my urine for sugar!"
Well, I can never go back to that Pharmacy, but I really don't care though, because they aren’t very friendly there anyway!!!
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Re: The small brown bottle
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2015, 08:56:49 PM »
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Re: The small brown bottle
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2015, 09:07:06 PM »
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Re: The small brown bottle
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2015, 12:53:34 AM »
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Re: The small brown bottle
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2015, 08:38:23 AM »
Ah those old folk.  You can't trust 'em!
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Re: The small brown bottle
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2015, 05:24:15 PM »
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Re: The small brown bottle
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2015, 07:30:26 PM »
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