An elderly man is having difficulty keeping up with his wife any more
so he goes to see the doctor and is gone for most of the day.
When he gets home, he arrives in a chauffered Cadillac, and is resplendently turned out in pinstripe trousers, waistcoat, frock coat, top hat and spats. He has a gold pocket watch in the waistcoat, a gigantic cigar, and an ebony walking stick topped with a silver ram's head almost the size of a real one.
His wife takes one look at him and says, "Wilbur, for the land's sake, what have you got on?"
And he replies, "Marge, honey, the doctor told me I was impo'tant. And if I'm impo'tant, then I'm surely gonna look impo'tant!"