Roadworks! Hate 'em for many reasons. They don't have to be as bad as they are but unfortunately they're a fact of life.
I've heard it said before it's what's in your pockets that will hurt you when you hit the ground. A good reminder at Gavo's expense.
I guess at least if you come off on roadworks there's a strong likelihood the ground will be softer than bitumen.
Trust you're feeling like having another go, Gavo, but it's a long way to carry bruises.