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Jokes, and Only Jokes / Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Last post by Kev Murphy on August 24, 2019, 04:28:58 AM »Odd fact for today.
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General Discussion / Re: Where is this - game
« Last post by Bodø on August 24, 2019, 04:01:37 AM »3
Jokes, and Only Jokes / Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Last post by Kev Murphy on August 24, 2019, 02:14:13 AM »Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Kenya at the Carnivore Restaurant and the place is absolutely packed to the rafters.
In a bid to break the ice with his new audience, He asks if anyone would like him to play a request.
A little old Kikuyu man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at the top of his voice "Play a Jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!"
Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie's varied career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes.
When he finishes the whole place goes wild. The little old man jumps up again and shouts "No, no, play a Jazz chord, play a Jazz chord."
A bit irritated by this, Stevie, being the Professional that he is, dives straight into a jazz Improvisation with his band around the B flat minor Chord and really tears the place apart.
The crowd goes wild with this impromptu show of his technical expertise. The little old man jumps up again.
"No, no. Play a Jazz chord, play a jazz chord!"
Well now truly irritated that this little guy doesn't seem to appreciate his playing ability. Stevie says to him from the stage "OK, mister, you get up here and do it!"
The little old man climbs up onto the stage, takes hold of the mike and starts to sing... "A jazz chord to say I ruv you..."
In a bid to break the ice with his new audience, He asks if anyone would like him to play a request.
A little old Kikuyu man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at the top of his voice "Play a Jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!"
Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie's varied career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes.
When he finishes the whole place goes wild. The little old man jumps up again and shouts "No, no, play a Jazz chord, play a Jazz chord."
A bit irritated by this, Stevie, being the Professional that he is, dives straight into a jazz Improvisation with his band around the B flat minor Chord and really tears the place apart.
The crowd goes wild with this impromptu show of his technical expertise. The little old man jumps up again.
"No, no. Play a Jazz chord, play a jazz chord!"
Well now truly irritated that this little guy doesn't seem to appreciate his playing ability. Stevie says to him from the stage "OK, mister, you get up here and do it!"
The little old man climbs up onto the stage, takes hold of the mike and starts to sing... "A jazz chord to say I ruv you..."
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Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related / Re: Birthday wishes from OzSTOC to you....
« Last post by Wild Rose on August 24, 2019, 12:46:26 AM »Happy Birthday to buck and Donk 
Have a great day and I hope that you can get a ride in
Have a great day and I hope that you can get a ride in
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General Discussion / Re: Sydney to Townsville Overnight stop
« Last post by ruSTynutz on August 23, 2019, 10:52:04 PM »I'm taking a customer's car from Sydney all the way to Townsville on Monday going inland.
Can anyone suggest somewhere to stay at around the half way point or around 11 hours from Sydney.
Thanks
Nathan
Roma?
I've driven to Townsville heaps of times, (admittedly from South Gippsland) and found Dubbo & Roma were good stops with similar distances needed to travel each day.
In your case, Google maps says Roma is roughly around the 1000k mark from Sydney.
From memory it's pretty much the same distance to Townsville...
Here's a Google Maps link: https://tinyurl.com/y3cxnsr8
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Introduce Yourself & Your Bike / Re: New Member
« Last post by West Aussie Glen on August 23, 2019, 10:50:09 PM »Welcome SivlerFox54.
What year is your ST?
Kms?
And what Wing do you have?
What year is your ST?
Kms?
And what Wing do you have?
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Jokes, and Only Jokes / Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Last post by Kev Murphy on August 23, 2019, 10:44:08 PM »"Make America Great Again!"
Yep, you sure have a way of unifying the people.
Against you.
However, learn to spell 'Grate' correctly.
Oh, and your Twitter account has been renamed as a 'Twat' account.
Yep, you sure have a way of unifying the people.
Against you.
However, learn to spell 'Grate' correctly.
Oh, and your Twitter account has been renamed as a 'Twat' account.
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General Discussion / Re: Where is this - game
« Last post by alans1100 on August 23, 2019, 10:17:38 PM »Looks like I put up a roadblock with this one.
Only clue I could think of.
A coop over before a Greek goddess for the girls will see an a after her.
Only clue I could think of.
A coop over before a Greek goddess for the girls will see an a after her.
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Introduce Yourself & Your Bike / Re: New Member
« Last post by alans1100 on August 23, 2019, 09:46:31 PM »Hi SilverFox,
welcome from Peterborough, SA.
welcome from Peterborough, SA.
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Oils, Oil Filters & Servicing ST1300 / Re: air filter screw aargh
« Last post by sean11 on August 23, 2019, 09:43:33 PM »Could try the `magnet on fishing line` trick? I mean what could possibly go wrong?
Sean
Sean