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Jokes, and Only Jokes / Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Last post by Kev Murphy on November 22, 2019, 11:50:15 PM »
Police released CCTV footage of a clairvoyant dwarf serving time for fraud, who escaped custody by lowering himself over a prison wall using knotted bedsheets.

TV News broadcast it as a condescending video of a small medium at large.
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Jokes, and Only Jokes / Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Last post by Kev Murphy on November 22, 2019, 10:15:09 PM »
I can't see an end.

I have lost control, and I don't think there's any escape.

I don't even have a home anymore!

~ I will buy a new keyboard tomorrow.
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Jokes, and Only Jokes / Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Last post by Kev Murphy on November 22, 2019, 10:04:17 PM »
A 60 year old billionaire marries a hot 24 year old...
During the wedding party, his friends ask him, “How’d you land someone that young?”

“It’s simple,” said the billionaire, “I faked my age!”

“I mean, I’m 43, and there’s no way I could land her!”, a friend exclaims. “What age did you tell her you were?”

Smiling mischievously, the billionaire responds, “85 years old.”
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Jokes, and Only Jokes / Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Last post by Kev Murphy on November 22, 2019, 09:59:49 PM »
Dr Seuss cheated on his wife and she ended up killing herself.

One wife, two wife, dead wife, new wife
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NATIONAL EVENTS / Re: National Rally Spotwalla and Spot links
« Last post by Kev Murphy on November 22, 2019, 09:45:22 PM »
... and~ time for a well earned break. Appears to have turned into a Motel.



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NATIONAL EVENTS / Re: National Rally Spotwalla and Spot links
« Last post by Kev Murphy on November 22, 2019, 09:39:02 PM »
She is now in Port Augusta proper as of 10 minutes ago.
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NATIONAL EVENTS / Re: National Rally Spotwalla and Spot links
« Last post by richo on November 22, 2019, 09:08:49 PM »
 ++. Impressive riding.  Stay safe and enjoy the rest of the journey
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NATIONAL EVENTS / Re: National Rally Spotwalla and Spot links
« Last post by Kev Murphy on November 22, 2019, 09:04:32 PM »
Wendy left Cranbourne this morning around 7 am and has been mobile for 14 hours now.
She is currently north of Port Pirie and roughly a half an hour or less from Port Augusta.
So far today she has ridden close on 1,000 km to her present position. Truly inspiring.



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Jokes, and Only Jokes / Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Last post by Kev Murphy on November 22, 2019, 08:29:01 PM »
On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended, I stopped in to visit my ageing friend.
He was busy polishing his penis with black shoe polish?

I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back".

Hope he remembers that this year!!
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Jokes, and Only Jokes / Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Last post by Kev Murphy on November 22, 2019, 08:24:52 PM »
Are you searching for a remote job with no prior experience required, $120k base salary+commission, and a high-end company car?

PM me.

.... We'll search together.
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