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Police released CCTV footage of a clairvoyant dwarf serving time for fraud, who escaped custody by lowering himself over a prison wall using knotted bedsheets.

TV News broadcast it as a condescending video of a small medium at large.
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I can't see an end.

I have lost control, and I don't think there's any escape.

I don't even have a home anymore!

~ I will buy a new keyboard tomorrow.
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A 60 year old billionaire marries a hot 24 year old...
During the wedding party, his friends ask him, Howd you land someone that young?

Its simple, said the billionaire, I faked my age!

I mean, Im 43, and theres no way I could land her!, a friend exclaims. What age did you tell her you were?

Smiling mischievously, the billionaire responds, 85 years old.
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Dr Seuss cheated on his wife and she ended up killing herself.

One wife, two wife, dead wife, new wife
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NATIONAL EVENTS / Re: National Rally Spotwalla and Spot links
« Last post by Kev Murphy on November 22, 2019, 09:45:22 PM »
... and~ time for a well earned break. Appears to have turned into a Motel.



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NATIONAL EVENTS / Re: National Rally Spotwalla and Spot links
« Last post by Kev Murphy on November 22, 2019, 09:39:02 PM »
She is now in Port Augusta proper as of 10 minutes ago.
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NATIONAL EVENTS / Re: National Rally Spotwalla and Spot links
« Last post by richo on November 22, 2019, 09:08:49 PM »
 ++. Impressive riding.  Stay safe and enjoy the rest of the journey
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NATIONAL EVENTS / Re: National Rally Spotwalla and Spot links
« Last post by Kev Murphy on November 22, 2019, 09:04:32 PM »
Wendy left Cranbourne this morning around 7 am and has been mobile for 14 hours now.
She is currently north of Port Pirie and roughly a half an hour or less from Port Augusta.
So far today she has ridden close on 1,000 km to her present position. Truly inspiring.



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On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended, I stopped in to visit my ageing friend.
He was busy polishing his penis with black shoe polish?

I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back".

Hope he remembers that this year!!
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Are you searching for a remote job with no prior experience required, $120k base salary+commission, and a high-end company car?

PM me.

.... We'll search together.
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