Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, Mk III. ( content may not suit everyone)

[Kev Murphy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGKNvoMRyMw

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PuJC36Z5T2A

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/u16FiWCV_b4

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mDpKpOmAXGs

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ijFlQyxXl8M

[Kev Murphy]

Back again! WooHoo!, thanks Brock

Had a major power surge here a couple days ago, blew up everything in the street after a lightning strike to the power lines. I lost computers, microwave, phone and charger and my air conditioner.

Time to get back to some jokes.....

[Kev Murphy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO68Kz3NqOc

[Brock]

Back again! WooHoo!, thanks Brock

Thats what I do Kev..

[Kev Murphy]

My mate was driving from Melbourne to visit yesterday, I tried to call him 3 times to get an indication of his arrival time.
Some female kept informing me that he had changed his name?
She kept saying   'the person you have called is not available now'
So when he arrived, I said 'Hiya Knot, why did you change your name?'   

[Kev Murphy]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PfbOo39pG78

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9s7uH_Q9LRo

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ath2FjpQQ-8

[ruSTynutz]

Welcome back, Kev! 

[Kev Murphy]

Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

[Kev Murphy]

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
 Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Too hard to catch !"