Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, Mk III. ( content may not suit everyone)

[Kev Murphy]

A female-to-male trans person goes to the doctor
He says "Doc, I don't think these hormones you're giving me are working."
"Why do you say that?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I'm here, aren't I? Shouldn't I be at home toughing it out by now?"


During my check-up I asked the Doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?"
He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now."
I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."
He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke."

[Kev Murphy]

Knock, knock.

- Who’s there?

Ya.

- Ya who?

No thanks, I prefer Google.




I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days.


I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.


I told my therapist I had a fear of commitment. Now she’s avoiding me.