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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7975 on:** June 27, 2025, 10:17:35 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNAVkhgJ4GQ&list=RDfNAVkhgJ4GQ&start_radio=1

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7976 on:** June 28, 2025, 02:46:56 PM »

30 minutes of jokes, some old, all good ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg2a8nAzLGQ

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7977 on:** June 29, 2025, 12:33:20 PM »

Local Harley rider in Portland has a very rowdy exhaust. He was pulled over yesterday by Hwy Patrol,
who followed him some distance before he stopped. Claims he didn't hear their siren.
I wonder why??

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7978 on:** June 29, 2025, 02:15:47 PM »

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7979 on:** June 29, 2025, 04:34:23 PM »

The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7980 on:** June 29, 2025, 07:02:53 PM »

An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7981 on:** June 29, 2025, 08:26:22 PM »

The difference between stupidity and genius, is that genius has limits.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7982 on:** June 30, 2025, 12:05:26 AM »

War is the way of teaching Americans geography.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7983 on:** June 30, 2025, 02:23:28 AM »

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7984 on:** June 30, 2025, 06:00:17 AM »

A smile is a facelift that’s in everyone’s price range!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7985 on:** June 30, 2025, 10:30:10 AM »

A bank will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7986 on:** June 30, 2025, 12:05:49 PM »

My favorite machine at the gym is the snack vending machine.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7987 on:** June 30, 2025, 01:43:47 PM »

The Boss always arrives 25 mins late at the office, but he makes up for it by leaving 45 mins early.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7988 on:** June 30, 2025, 04:17:18 PM »

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7989 on:** June 30, 2025, 05:10:06 PM »

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7990 on:** June 30, 2025, 06:16:23 PM »

Education is learning what you didn’t even know that you didn’t know.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7991 on:** June 30, 2025, 07:37:08 PM »

Everyone with telekinetic powers, please raise my hand.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7992 on:** June 30, 2025, 10:07:08 PM »

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7993 on:** July 01, 2025, 01:19:57 AM »

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7994 on:** July 01, 2025, 05:07:32 AM »

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7995 on:** July 01, 2025, 10:00:41 AM »

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.

Brock · « **Reply #7996 on:** July 01, 2025, 10:33:11 AM »

Quote

Everyone with telekinetic powers, please raise my hand.

Is that what you call it these days..

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7997 on:** July 01, 2025, 11:19:50 AM »

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7998 on:** July 01, 2025, 01:40:26 PM »

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7999 on:** July 01, 2025, 02:24:09 PM »

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

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