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Offline ruSTyEB

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Not my kind of RTE
« on: August 06, 2012, 11:32:57 PM »
These two cannibals sit down for a meal in a local restaurant. 
The waiter comes up and says, "I'm afraid all we have left is a 
missionary from Prague, but you can share him if you want."
  "Okay," says one of the cannibals, "We'll split the Czech."   :eat
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Re: Not my kind of RTE
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2012, 08:41:49 AM »
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Re: Not my kind of RTE
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2012, 06:48:26 PM »
Two cannibals eating a clown, one said to his mate "Does this taste funny to you?" :eat
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Re: Not my kind of RTE
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2012, 07:09:36 PM »
Two Cannibals eating lunch together. One says to the other "I don't really like my Mother In-Law". The other says "Well put her aside and eat your chips instead"
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Re: Not my kind of RTE
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2012, 07:13:45 PM »
We'll have to send Brock some Panadol :grin
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Re: Not my kind of RTE
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2012, 07:31:02 PM »
Giant economy size thanks :thumb
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Re: Not my kind of RTE
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2012, 08:41:38 PM »
I love children, but I couldn't eat a whole one by myself.
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Re: Not my kind of RTE
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2012, 10:42:02 PM »
I love children, but I couldn't eat a whole one by myself.

I thought they were the 'Other White Meat'.
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