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ruSTyEB
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Not my kind of RTE
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August 06, 2012, 11:32:57 PM »
These two cannibals sit down for a meal in a local restaurant.
The waiter comes up and says, "I'm afraid all we have left is a
missionary from Prague, but you can share him if you want."
"Okay," says one of the cannibals, "We'll split the Czech."
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Martin
-- 94 ST1100 R --
Made in Hamamatsu
Brock
Tardis Tech
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White is the fastest
Re: Not my kind of RTE
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August 07, 2012, 08:41:49 AM »
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Brock
Asian Correspondent
2003 Honda ST1100PY
Ulysses #32829
STOC #8239
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Kinross WA
JuST Peter
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Quakers Hill NSW
Re: Not my kind of RTE
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August 07, 2012, 06:48:26 PM »
Two cannibals eating a clown, one said to his mate "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Ulysses #41044; OzSTOC #14
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I loved what I rode and rode what I loved
ruSTyEB
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Re: Not my kind of RTE
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August 07, 2012, 07:09:36 PM »
Two Cannibals eating lunch together. One says to the other "I don't really like my Mother In-Law". The other says "Well put her aside and eat your chips instead"
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Martin
-- 94 ST1100 R --
Made in Hamamatsu
JuST Peter
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Quakers Hill NSW
Re: Not my kind of RTE
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August 07, 2012, 07:13:45 PM »
We'll have to send Brock some Panadol
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Ulysses #41044; OzSTOC #14
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Brock
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White is the fastest
Re: Not my kind of RTE
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August 07, 2012, 07:31:02 PM »
Giant economy size thanks
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Brock
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2003 Honda ST1100PY
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STOC #8239
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Kinross WA
Biggles
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Re: Not my kind of RTE
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August 07, 2012, 08:41:38 PM »
I love children, but I couldn't eat a whole one by myself.
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For the modern man who lives in the city, riding a bike might be one of the only ways to escape the humdrum monotony. To take off and ride. To be both at one with nature and one with the bike. To feel masculine.
Adam Piggott
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Poppy Dave
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Re: Not my kind of RTE
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August 07, 2012, 10:42:02 PM »
Quote from: Biggles on August 07, 2012, 08:41:38 PM
I love children, but I couldn't eat a whole one by myself.
I thought they were the 'Other White Meat'.
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Dave R
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We know why dogs stick their heads out of car windows.
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