Confusing phone-call

[Whizz]

I swear this is true and just this minute happened to me; God's Gospel, I 'aint fibbing!

I was sitting reading new posts on the forum and my home-phone rang, so I answered it, and a Irish sounding ladies voice on the other end said "Oh Hello, could I speak to Megan please". Well there isn't anyone in my family called Megan, and I don't actually know anyone called Megan, so I replied, "No, I'm sorry you can't because you have got the wrong number". The lady on the other end replied "Oh, are you sure?". I was gob-smacked, Of course I'm bloody sure, I live here and this is my phone! I did not actually say that, just put the phone down, but the stupidity of the woman on the other end was beyond belief, and triggered me to write this.

 

 

[STeveo]

My brother rang me tonight (home phone) while I was eating my dinner and the conversation went like this.
Me; hello
Brother; oh, your home.
 M   Yep looks like my place.
 B    Are you sure?
M    Hang on while I go outside and check. (At this point I put the phone down and continued eating for a couple on minutes.) Yes it is definatly my place.
B     Oh good, I didn't know if you'd be home.
M     So now that I am, what do you want.

And neither of us are Irish!


 

[Tipsy]

  py

to both of you

 

Tipsy

[Biggles]

And neither of us are Irish!
 

I think you should check your ancestry.  The lady in Whizz's story did the nationality proud.

[STeveo]

Ancestry check; Scottish, English and German. No Irish!

 

[saaz]

Irish/Scottish for me, so either I make no sense or you canny understand what I say

[Whizz]

English (Cockney), English (Devonian)...no Irish!!!

[Tipsy]

  py

Human -    total integration 

Tipsy