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Offline Poppy Dave

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NEW SENIORS PROGRAMME....
« on: June 24, 2013, 11:01:00 PM »
             New Healthcare Programme


You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing
home available for you. So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed
to shoot four Politicians.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three
meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and
all the health care you need!
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a new hip,
knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They’re all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? It’s the same government that just
told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.

Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes
anymore.

Is this a great country or what?


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Re: NEW SENIORS PROGRAMME....
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2013, 11:03:02 PM »
Yep  :thumb
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Re: NEW SENIORS PROGRAMME....
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2013, 12:49:37 AM »
Sounds feezable to me....
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Re: NEW SENIORS PROGRAMME....
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2013, 07:46:24 AM »
I like it :thumb
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Re: NEW SENIORS PROGRAMME....
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2013, 09:28:49 AM »
 :wht11 py

I have had something similar already planned out if I ever ended up homeless after the age of 65

no qualms here  :grin o:)

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Re: NEW SENIORS PROGRAMME....
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2013, 01:27:32 PM »
Noice.  :clap
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Re: NEW SENIORS PROGRAMME....
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2013, 03:24:12 PM »
 Wot thuh and its so true....
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Re: NEW SENIORS PROGRAMME....
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2013, 08:28:50 PM »
Better get in quick then before we run out of politicians or they cut the limit back to one politician at a time :grin
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Re: NEW SENIORS PROGRAMME....
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2013, 06:50:44 PM »
The only thing that stops me is that there is room to park my ST.
Sometimes I pretend to be NORMAL,
but it gets boring,So I go back to being Me!

Bikes I've had;
Suzuki K10 80cc.
B.S.A. Bantam.
Honda CB450.
Suzuki Savage.
Honda SL100.
Honda Postie Bike.
Honda ST1300A. Best of All. GONE & SOLD
Honda CB 500X. New to my Stable. GONE & SOLD.
NOW BMW R 1200 RT
 

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Re: NEW SENIORS PROGRAMME....
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2013, 07:59:34 PM »
The only thing that stops me is that there is no room to park my ST.
Sometimes I pretend to be NORMAL,
but it gets boring,So I go back to being Me!

Bikes I've had;
Suzuki K10 80cc.
B.S.A. Bantam.
Honda CB450.
Suzuki Savage.
Honda SL100.
Honda Postie Bike.
Honda ST1300A. Best of All. GONE & SOLD
Honda CB 500X. New to my Stable. GONE & SOLD.
NOW BMW R 1200 RT