It was a normal day, a day unlike any other, birds chirped in the tree branches, the sounds of children in the near by playground rang around the surrounding houses.
But this day was not like any other...as this day 30 of April 2014 was the day a hapless mailman started an epic journey. For little did he know, that he would soon deliver to the mail depot, a seat... Some say the Devil himself built this seat over the course of 20 lifetimes, it has been described as the one thing to turn back time. By turning Men into Babies.
A nervous wait was had for the next few weeks, as a confirmation email arrived stating the "Devil Seat" had made the Perilous journey across the oceans.
June 12! the email exclaimed, this shall be the day the exorcism shall commence...
Two nervous weeks later, like a proud father f a newborn, I receive yet another email.
I thanks the heavens above that the Devil Seat was finally subdued and waited for it prompt return.
Upon unwrapping the box. I noticed this seat, this "Devil seat" has undergone a transformation, a metamorphosis of epicness and has come out the other side not as the Devils Seat but as the stunningly beautiful object touched be an angel all day long... a Russell Day long .
Too long; Didn't read:
I got a new seat today, pretty happy with it


