Guy gets pulled over by a policeman on a motorcycle...
Cop comes up and says "You know why I pulled you over?"
Guy says "yes, I was going way over the limit but I am running super late for work"
Cop says "and what could be so imperative that makes you rush to work. What type of work do you do?"
Guy responds "I'm a rectum stretcher!"
Cop says "Ok, you will have to tell me exactly what that is because I have never heard of that"
So the guy says "well, when someone comes in for a rectum stretching, I tell them to drop their trousers and I start lubing them up.
Once I can get a finger in there, I move up to my hand, then my arm. Once they are open wide like that, work gets easier and in no time, I can stretch them up to 6 feet"
Cop says "And what the hell would you do with a 6-foot ass-hole?"
"Well" the guy says "you mount him on a motorcycle, give him a radar gun and put him on the side of the highway"