It was just another day in the jungle, and the little tailor store was open as usual.
*ting a-ling-ting* The door jingles open and in walks a flea, a spider and a rat.
They all ask to be measured up and fitted for suits.
"Step this way", says the tailor and begins measuring up the flea with his tiny teeny tape measure.
"You're pretty fat for a flea", he says, as he finishes his measurements.
The flea steps back, slightly disheartened, and the tailor starts measuring the spider.
"Wow, you're legs are laughably short for a spider". He says, as he finishes sizing him up.
The spider steps aside unhappily, and he measures up the rat.
"Your teeth are disgustingly yellow", he tells him as he finishes up the job.
Disgruntled, the three of them walk out of the store, empty handed.
A few months pass and the amount of small jungle creatures coming to the store gets smaller by the day.
"I just don't understand", the tailor says to his shop assistant, "it seems I am no good at this anymore".
The shop assistant replies, "Well, maybe you need to quit critter sizing".