A man walks into a bar.. Everything in this bar is golden!!! Golden carpets, golden shotglasses, golden beermats...... After one too many drinks he stumbles into what he thinks is the toilet and there's even a golden urinal!!
The man goes home and tells his wife about this place and she isn't convinced, so in the morning she phones the bar and says, "Is every thing in your bar golden..? Golden carpets, golden shotglasses, golden beermats???"
"Yes" answers the bartender..
"What about a golden urinal?"
"Wait Right Here" says the bartender.... "Eddie.. I think we found a lead on the guy who pissed in your saxophone!