Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan.
If you're an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself. The government says there's no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Part G.
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun (Part G) and two bullets. You are allowed to shoot two politicians. This means, of course, that you'll be sent to prison where you'll receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating & air conditioning, cable TV, library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They're all covered.
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!
And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a home. And....you can get rid of 2 useless politicians while you're at it. And now, because you're a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes.
Is this a great country or what? Don't need to worry about the fact that the govt who wanted you to accumulate superannuation which is generally not worth a bit of shit, and won't support you in your old age,is now not worth worrying about.
Now that we've solved your senior financial planning, enjoy your week ..
