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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #14175 on: September 26, 2019, 05:15:09 PM »
Apple really is the most futuristic company out there.

They have already adjusted their prices for the next 50 years of inflation!
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« Reply #14176 on: September 26, 2019, 05:29:41 PM »
If I had a dollar every time a customer complained about the price of cinema food...

... I could almost afford a small popcorn.
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« Reply #14177 on: September 26, 2019, 10:40:17 PM »
A paraplegic is haggling the price of a wheelchair.

He says "Final offer! ... $300, or I walk"
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« Reply #14178 on: September 26, 2019, 10:47:42 PM »
I’m fed up with people whinging about prices.

$2 for a cuppa Tea, $3.75 for a Coffee, $2 for a slice of cake and $3.50 for 2 hours car parking.

Any more complaints, and I won't invite friends to my house anymore!
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #14179 on: September 26, 2019, 10:56:39 PM »
Hey Kev you want to try $5.15 for a 370 gram tin of dog food
I'm not strange i'm just not normal {Salvador Dahli}
 
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« Reply #14180 on: September 26, 2019, 11:00:36 PM »
Nah! Paul.. I draw the line at feeding visitors dog food  :crackup :rofl
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« Reply #14181 on: September 26, 2019, 11:26:02 PM »
That's all my kids eat.
I'm not strange i'm just not normal {Salvador Dahli}
 
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« Reply #14182 on: September 26, 2019, 11:30:21 PM »
 :rofl :rofl

 Anything special planned for your Birthday? Want any movies, mate?
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« Reply #14183 on: September 27, 2019, 07:55:07 AM »
No just sitting at home with dr Jim and my 2 kids
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« Reply #14184 on: September 27, 2019, 09:09:50 AM »
Two housewives met in the local supermarket.

One had filled her shopping cart with jars of Vaseline.
She explained, “They are going to raise the price, so I’m stocking up.”

The other woman replied, “I’d never go to such extremes to save money.
I’m not that tight.”
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« Reply #14185 on: September 27, 2019, 09:14:42 AM »
I picked up some new Jordan runners this morning!

When I saw the price tag, I put them back.
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« Reply #14186 on: September 27, 2019, 09:17:17 AM »
Chinese takeout: $11.77.
Price of gas to get there: $1.90.
Making it all the way home before realising that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless
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« Reply #14187 on: September 27, 2019, 01:08:48 PM »
I am a victim of cyber bullying.

Every day my bank emails me to notify me that my account is under the required threshold.

I do not need reminders that I am poor.
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« Reply #14188 on: September 27, 2019, 01:14:50 PM »
Two old timers sitting, and discussing ageing.

The first old man asks the 2nd if he's enjoying his free time.

The 2nd old man says "It's alright,but I think my mind is starting to slip.
I have a hard time remembering which way to put my underwear on in the mornings?"

The first old man says "That's easy, yellow in the front, brown in the back."
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« Reply #14189 on: September 27, 2019, 01:23:42 PM »
Statistics show that the average person has sex 96 times each year....

Hmmm? ... Looks like I’m in for a wild December, @ 3 times per day!
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« Reply #14190 on: September 27, 2019, 03:21:07 PM »
December has 32 days?   :eek
 
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« Reply #14191 on: September 27, 2019, 04:12:16 PM »
Nah!.. I was accounting for the fact that I didn't quite make my average score by 3 for LAST year  :grin
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« Reply #14192 on: September 27, 2019, 04:47:37 PM »
Happy Birthday Google ... 21 today!
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #14193 on: September 27, 2019, 08:56:15 PM »
My boss came storming over to my desk this morning and said, “ You missed work yesterday didn’t you?”.
I said, “Not particularly “.
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« Reply #14194 on: September 27, 2019, 09:01:37 PM »
Shillas :13Candy

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« Reply #14195 on: September 27, 2019, 09:05:55 PM »
 :crackup :thumbs
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« Reply #14196 on: September 27, 2019, 09:12:17 PM »
Shillas :13Candy

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« Reply #14197 on: September 27, 2019, 09:14:46 PM »
Shillas :13Candy

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« Reply #14198 on: September 27, 2019, 09:18:41 PM »
A group of young men were sitting around the coffee shop complaining about how hard it was to get by in this day and age.

Bob, an old timer, was listening to them and finally spoke. “You kids don’t know what hard times are.
When I was your age we were so poor we couldn’t afford electricity.
We even had to watch television by candle light.”
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« Reply #14199 on: September 27, 2019, 10:02:50 PM »
 :rofl
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