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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20825 on:** September 23, 2020, 02:19:25 PM »

Got everything they need for a weekender.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20826 on:** September 23, 2020, 02:20:27 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20827 on:** September 23, 2020, 02:28:20 PM »

"I'm not sure if it's a Nut-thatch or a Cock-chafer"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20828 on:** September 23, 2020, 02:38:34 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20829 on:** September 23, 2020, 02:39:08 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20830 on:** September 23, 2020, 03:06:56 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20831 on:** September 23, 2020, 04:27:28 PM »

Been another chilly day here. Very fine misty rain all day, but not enough to register on the scale.

4.15pm Portland
Temperature 9.4°C
Feels Like 1.9°C

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20832 on:** September 23, 2020, 04:33:50 PM »

Another 'Overseas' nuisance caller a few minutes ago.... all he got for his troubles was a hearty rendition of a pre-recorded
'Oooh ee, oo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang..."

He gave up... No witchdoctor required.

NTRebel · « **Reply #20833 on:** September 23, 2020, 05:11:12 PM »

It's a wonderful 25.5 feels like 19.9 perfect for getting out on the bike.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20834 on:** September 23, 2020, 06:29:06 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20835 on:** September 23, 2020, 06:53:58 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20836 on:** September 23, 2020, 06:54:20 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20837 on:** September 23, 2020, 06:59:27 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20838 on:** September 23, 2020, 07:00:26 PM »

Drug addicts are already looking forward to Christmeth ...

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20839 on:** September 23, 2020, 07:03:16 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20840 on:** September 23, 2020, 07:29:56 PM »

If two meth addicts are having a relationship...
Is that considered speed dating, or are they just methin' around?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20841 on:** September 23, 2020, 07:33:18 PM »

How did the bodybuilding dinosaur die?
Asteroid overdose!

Wait, I'll rephrase that...
.
(a steroid overdose)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20842 on:** September 23, 2020, 07:36:58 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20843 on:** September 23, 2020, 07:40:32 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20844 on:** September 23, 2020, 08:40:42 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20845 on:** September 23, 2020, 08:41:23 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20846 on:** September 23, 2020, 11:41:39 PM »

Boss to blonde: "Are you on Facebook during working hours?"

Blonde: "No, I was just talking to the computer."

Boss: "Do you always talk to the computer?"

Blonde: No, only when the refrigerator is mad at me."

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20847 on:** September 23, 2020, 11:57:13 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20848 on:** September 23, 2020, 11:58:02 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #20849 on:** September 24, 2020, 12:18:19 AM »

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