Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3320659 times)

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #38400 on:** October 22, 2021, 10:28:28 AM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on October 22, 2021, 09:28:30 AM

Ciggy Prices. Outright Goverment TAX THEFT!

For instance, Winfield 25’s.

Year     Winfield 25 RRP
1989     $2.66
2019     $37.00
2021 $43.99

Winfield Taste Flow Blue 25s, $51.99

I like it, that means I have to pay less tax!!!

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #38401 on:** October 22, 2021, 10:32:24 AM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on October 22, 2021, 09:44:28 AM

3 minutes of insanity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZsfy8AD_S0&t=13s

Seen it before but definitely worth a second look!

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #38402 on:** October 22, 2021, 10:35:07 AM »

This one's not too bad either...

https://youtu.be/NzZgMYGGtas

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38403 on:** October 22, 2021, 10:36:49 AM »

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #38404 on:** October 22, 2021, 10:38:39 AM »

I can relate to this one: https://youtu.be/fHl05Ko5E3U

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38405 on:** October 22, 2021, 01:04:35 PM »

There's some good song parodies about.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38406 on:** October 22, 2021, 01:21:05 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38407 on:** October 22, 2021, 01:23:02 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38408 on:** October 22, 2021, 03:42:48 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38409 on:** October 22, 2021, 03:43:48 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38410 on:** October 22, 2021, 03:45:52 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38411 on:** October 22, 2021, 03:52:26 PM »

People all over the world are freaking out when they find snakes in their car.

Here in Australia its pretty common, we just call them windscreen vipers.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38412 on:** October 22, 2021, 03:56:15 PM »

Aunt Agony Advice Column

Dear Aunt Agony,

I have a romantic and loyal boyfriend, who loves me dearly. He isn't rich, but works hard at his job, and is trying to save enough to buy us a house, so that we can get married.

However, recently I met this wealthy old man who was visiting our country. He said he likes me, and has showered me with expensive gifts. He's returned to Australia, but sent a message that he wants me to fly there, and become his 12th mistress.

Here is my question: Should I take American Airlines or Qantas?

From,

Undecided Girl

\*\*\*\*\*

Dear Undecided Girl,

You fool! Can't you see what is right in front of you? That would be a huge mistake!

If he is that rich, he should get you a private jet!

From,

Aunt Agony

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38413 on:** October 22, 2021, 04:40:36 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38414 on:** October 22, 2021, 04:41:20 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38415 on:** October 22, 2021, 04:43:39 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38416 on:** October 22, 2021, 04:46:24 PM »

A man walks into a bar and starts pouring down the beers. Burp.
Having had one too many, the man was beginning to display an ugly side.
An unescorted female sat down beside him and he whispered to her, "Hey ! How about it babe? You and me?"
As she got up to move, he said loudly, "Honey, you sure look like you could use the money, but I don't have an extra two dollars."
She looked back and replied just as loudly, "What makes you think I charge by the inch?"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38417 on:** October 22, 2021, 05:33:19 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38418 on:** October 22, 2021, 05:40:01 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38419 on:** October 22, 2021, 05:46:40 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38420 on:** October 22, 2021, 05:50:27 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38421 on:** October 22, 2021, 07:22:56 PM »

Let's face it, Americans are fat all year round, but the holidays are when they really hit their stride.

And you can bet the food they eat will be just as unhealthy as the families they're forced to visit.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38422 on:** October 22, 2021, 07:26:09 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38423 on:** October 22, 2021, 07:50:58 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38424 on:** October 22, 2021, 08:06:39 PM »

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