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Bad Cattitude
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Bill Shorten campaigns 7 days a week, because it would cost the Unions too much to retrain him if he took a weekend off.
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Trying to work out why there was a tomato on the train?
... Then realised that its the subway.
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If you don't provide a sauce it didn't happen.
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
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People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
However, if they throw parties with lots of strippers it would be more acceptable.
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He called her on the phone "What would you like as a Valentine gift?"
"Just some flowers" she replied.
He confided to me "I bought her 2 kilos of self raising, and two kilos of plain... will that be enough?"
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I sold my house this week, got a good price for it too!
... But it made my Landlord as mad as hell!
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You know how you feel when you have a gas attack coming on, and you are unsure whether to sneak it out, or let it build to a ripper?
While I was contemplating this, a telemarketer called.
He got the ripper!
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Quote from: Kev Murphy on January 26, 2019, 12:04:42 PM
I sold my house this week, got a good price for it too!
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You can lead a horse to water, but it makes more sense to ride it to the nearest bottle-o.
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Today I have been sober for 300 days.
Not like in a row or anything, just the total for the past 45 years.
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