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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10650 on: January 17, 2019, 05:04:23 PM »
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« Reply #10651 on: January 17, 2019, 05:45:03 PM »
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« Reply #10652 on: January 17, 2019, 06:16:46 PM »
I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts."

Well, YES! .. That's why I bought the packet!

I'd be really pi**ed off if I opened it, and a socket spanner fell out?

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« Reply #10653 on: January 17, 2019, 06:40:13 PM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10654 on: January 17, 2019, 08:11:36 PM »
They're making us pay a fortune for electricity, ya know.
They reckon we should save the planet, save electricity and all that sort of stuff.
Oh, yeah, I'm loving this crap they're coming out with!
You got the Chinese bellowing out megatons of sh*t into the air from a zillion coal-fired power stations, the Americans are driving about in 4x4 Humvees with huge gas guzzling v8 engines, Las Vegas is lit up like a giant Christmas tree, but they reckon if I switch off this little standby button on my TV...

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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10655 on: January 17, 2019, 10:06:21 PM »
Didn't think you had a TV, Kev
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10656 on: January 17, 2019, 10:13:46 PM »
I don't Michael, its just a joke copied from another source. :thumb
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« Reply #10657 on: January 17, 2019, 10:17:34 PM »
You mean that you don't publish purely original material?

I thought it was all your own stuff!

Heartbroken & disappointed.
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10658 on: January 17, 2019, 10:24:03 PM »
Some of it is original, but not all.

Otherwise, I would be rich and published, instead of broke, and barely heard of :grin
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« Reply #10659 on: January 17, 2019, 10:26:33 PM »
 ;-*
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10660 on: January 17, 2019, 10:31:53 PM »
This is one of my originals, enjoy the entertainment. ... (Scooter is the nickname I picked up when I sold my lemon Harley way back in the early 70's, and bought a Honda instead. The Harley mates called it a scooter.)


https://youtu.be/z-p5s1flGTk

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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10661 on: January 18, 2019, 01:04:03 AM »
Buying a phone online ...

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« Reply #10662 on: January 18, 2019, 02:39:57 AM »
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« Reply #10663 on: January 18, 2019, 02:53:56 AM »
URGENT - NEWS FLASH

The Worldwide News Network has reported yet another US bomb has gone astray, striking the only brothel in Kabul and killing all eleven camels!

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« Reply #10664 on: January 18, 2019, 03:27:16 AM »
I think that its great that there is such a wonderful understanding between fire engines and aircraft.

"You have that fire while you are on the ground boy, because we cant travel at 500 MPH, and we dont have 30,000 foot ladders!"
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10665 on: January 18, 2019, 06:08:36 AM »
Some of it is original, but not all.

Otherwise, I would be rich and published, instead of broke, and barely heard of :grin



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« Reply #10666 on: January 18, 2019, 06:25:25 AM »
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« Reply #10667 on: January 18, 2019, 06:37:53 AM »
They say that air is free...

I'm not so sure about that, have you seen how much air they stuff into a bag of crisps?

(Bill Short'un is probably trying to figure out a breath meter, so that we CAN be taxed for the air that we breathe)
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« Reply #10668 on: January 18, 2019, 07:05:20 PM »
Just a quick reminder... Woolworths will be closed on Australia day,

so that both cashiers can be with their families.
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« Reply #10669 on: January 18, 2019, 07:05:59 PM »
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« Reply #10670 on: January 18, 2019, 07:09:42 PM »
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« Reply #10671 on: January 18, 2019, 07:16:37 PM »
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« Reply #10672 on: January 18, 2019, 09:28:32 PM »
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« Reply #10673 on: January 18, 2019, 09:29:29 PM »
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« Reply #10674 on: January 18, 2019, 09:32:07 PM »
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