Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3316998 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18352 on:** May 14, 2020, 04:55:50 PM »

Oh my gracious goodness!!?? Am I be getting a visit from the the federal police?
... uh ? ... why am the federal police be sending an email from from Pakistan?

Shillas · « **Reply #18353 on:** May 14, 2020, 05:30:00 PM »

Looks and reads legit to me.

STeveo · « **Reply #18354 on:** May 14, 2020, 05:44:43 PM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on May 14, 2020, 04:29:23 PM

That's about what my girl would do too.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18355 on:** May 14, 2020, 06:02:39 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18356 on:** May 14, 2020, 06:10:01 PM »

Stupid Facebook Greenie here in Portland wants solar panels banned, because she believes we will use up all the energy from the sun .....

????? (I hope she is past breeding age?)

Yes, she IS a blonde...

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18357 on:** May 14, 2020, 06:17:30 PM »

The only difference between Politicians and flying pigs, is the letter 'f'

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18358 on:** May 14, 2020, 06:27:02 PM »

Brock · « **Reply #18359 on:** May 14, 2020, 06:34:59 PM »

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wants solar panels banned

Agree with her, its reason it gets dark early in winter, solar panels have sucked up all the light..

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18360 on:** May 14, 2020, 06:37:06 PM »

I hope you realise that this may prevent global warming as well?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18361 on:** May 14, 2020, 07:18:04 PM »

Depends on your point of view.

Getting a pat on the head is NOT a good thing if you are a dairy farmer ...

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18362 on:** May 14, 2020, 07:47:33 PM »

There are 14 strawberries left in the punnet.

If I take one from the fridge to snack on, then why are there only 5 left?

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #18363 on:** May 14, 2020, 08:00:36 PM »

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #18364 on:** May 14, 2020, 08:15:42 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18365 on:** May 14, 2020, 10:01:15 PM »

With the evolution of self driving cars, it won't long before a country singers' truck leaves him, as well as his wife and dog.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18366 on:** May 14, 2020, 10:04:37 PM »

The lead singer of Chumbawumba is married to a champion breakdancer.
She had to give up dancing when she fell pregnant but, only three months after giving birth, successfully defended her title at the World Championship.
She got knocked up, but she got down again.