Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 5580957 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8501 on:** July 29, 2018, 10:28:40 AM »

Guy next door tried to scrape the ice from his windscreen using his Woolworths Rewards card.

Only got 10% off.

Bodø · « **Reply #8502 on:** July 29, 2018, 10:34:44 AM »

I hope he remains loyal.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8503 on:** July 29, 2018, 10:43:53 AM »

...and now, for something different, .... it's hailing outside!

Bodø · « **Reply #8504 on:** July 29, 2018, 10:46:14 AM »

I see people hailing at work everyday.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8505 on:** July 29, 2018, 10:49:35 AM »

Part of the job,

Bodø · « **Reply #8506 on:** July 29, 2018, 10:52:50 AM »

And they usually are outside.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8507 on:** July 29, 2018, 10:57:22 AM »

... in the cold...

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8508 on:** July 29, 2018, 10:58:04 AM »

Vodafone telemarketer rang yesterday. Offered me a red hot deal... 30 gigabytes per month for $45 ???

Why would I even consider it, when I already use up to 180 gigabytes per DAY!

« **Reply #8509 on:** July 29, 2018, 11:02:53 AM »

You've even got usage date for the future.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8510 on:** July 29, 2018, 11:05:00 AM »

still to be activated

NTRebel · « **Reply #8511 on:** July 29, 2018, 11:11:18 AM »

It's part of the job of living in hicktoria too Kev.

Quote from: Kev Murphy on July 29, 2018, 10:43:53 AM

...and now, for something different, .... it's hailing outside!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8512 on:** July 29, 2018, 11:16:27 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8513 on:** July 29, 2018, 11:20:10 AM »

Office tension.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8514 on:** July 29, 2018, 11:51:52 AM »

NTRebel · « **Reply #8515 on:** July 29, 2018, 12:14:04 PM »

Just think Kev if you lived up here you'd miss out on all that beautiful weather and have to put up with dry and dusty.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8516 on:** July 29, 2018, 12:21:00 PM »

I swear Paul, the next time someone says to me: "Cold enough for you?" I am gunna stab them in the eye with a snot_sicle!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8517 on:** July 29, 2018, 12:22:52 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8518 on:** July 29, 2018, 12:55:14 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8519 on:** July 29, 2018, 12:57:54 PM »

I feel sorry for people who have to work outside in this cold weather... like the guy delivering the pizza I just ordered ....

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8520 on:** July 29, 2018, 03:05:57 PM »

Went to the mechanic to report a whining noise in my car.

He told my wife to get out and take the bus.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8521 on:** July 29, 2018, 03:17:58 PM »

Whale sighting. 20 minutes ago. This is exactly where we were fishing for squid yesterday.

Date & Time 2018-07-29 14:50:00
Location Wade Street Viewing Platform, PORTLAND

1 Southern Right Whale and calf 400 metres off the Wade Street Viewing Platform, PORTLAND.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8522 on:** July 29, 2018, 04:27:38 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8523 on:** July 29, 2018, 04:34:49 PM »

The problem with telling and posting Lawyer jokes, is that eventually you will be sued
for slander and libel, and then have to hire one of those bastards to defend yourself.

Bodø · « **Reply #8524 on:** July 29, 2018, 04:44:20 PM »

Only if you write Lawyer with an uppercase L to imply their name. Keep it lowercase and don't be specific and you should be okay.

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