Two racehorses are in a stable. One says to the other, “You know,
before that last race …”
“The one that you won?” asks the other horse.
“Yeah, before that race, I felt a pinch in my hindquarters.”
The other horse says, “Funny,
I felt a pinch in my hindquarters
before the race that I won.”
A dog walking by says, “You
idiots, you’re being doped. They’re injecting you with a drug to make you run faster!”
The first horse turns to the other and says, “Hey, check it out... a talking dog!”