Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 5864390 times)

Bodø Glimt · « **Reply #7202 on:** April 15, 2018, 09:47:02 AM »

I bought two loaves of bread and some crisps at my local serv this morning:

Me: Just these three
Her: Any fuel today?
<pause>
Her: any fuel today?
<pause>
Her: any fuel today? You could at least answer my question.
Me: I answered it before you asked it.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7203 on:** April 15, 2018, 12:17:22 PM »

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7209 on:** April 16, 2018, 12:23:14 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7210 on:** April 16, 2018, 12:28:31 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7211 on:** April 16, 2018, 04:54:54 AM »

Telemarketer call (at 4.40 am?) Naturally, a very thick accent to match his brain cell capacity.

When he started, I said "Sorry, I have to put you on hold for awhile, until I think of some reason to get rid of you!"

Picked up the phone again a couple of minutes later, and he was still there. I guess he really isn't the sharpest pencil in the box?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7212 on:** April 16, 2018, 05:02:32 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7213 on:** April 16, 2018, 08:23:57 AM »

Trump and his war-mongering throws a loop in evolution.

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Gadget · « **Reply #7218 on:** April 16, 2018, 10:03:07 PM »

I haven't laughed so hard and so long, for a long time.

Caution, not for the faint of heart.

http://iview.abc.net.au/programs/melbourne-comedy-festival/LE1716V003S00

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7219 on:** April 16, 2018, 10:12:45 PM »

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7223 on:** April 18, 2018, 05:27:36 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7224 on:** April 18, 2018, 07:27:53 AM »

Somebody told me that the service at this restaurant is a little slow.

I just ordered a chicken, and an egg.

I'll let you know how it plays out...

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Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 5864390 times)

Bodø Glimt