Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 5580629 times)

Bodø · « **Reply #8600 on:** August 03, 2018, 06:21:26 PM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on August 03, 2018, 12:50:01 PM

In Moldova they just utilize the wing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9YbICd43Mc

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8601 on:** August 03, 2018, 07:35:06 PM »

What a surprise!... it's raining again...
I hope all those on the road to the national meet have clear skies and warm weather for their travels.
Travel safe, my brothers and sisters.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8602 on:** August 03, 2018, 07:37:11 PM »

Quote from: Bodø on August 03, 2018, 06:21:26 PM

Quote from: Kev Murphy on August 03, 2018, 12:50:01 PM

In Moldova they just utilize the wing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9YbICd43Mc

Maybe thats the difference between Business class and Economy?

The link is for the onboard entertainment

Brock · « **Reply #8603 on:** August 03, 2018, 08:47:14 PM »

Quote

What a surprise!... it's raining again...

I did't realise you were in Perth Murph

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8604 on:** August 03, 2018, 09:08:26 PM »

... I wish, Brock ..... at least you still have 14 degrees at the moment... didnt go above 9 here all day

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8605 on:** August 03, 2018, 09:09:26 PM »

.. and it has been so windy, the chooks have laid the same egg twice!

Shillas · « **Reply #8606 on:** August 03, 2018, 09:41:13 PM »

Just twice?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8607 on:** August 03, 2018, 09:46:04 PM »

Not continuous wind Michael, just gusty

Shillas · « **Reply #8608 on:** August 03, 2018, 09:51:21 PM »

Kev, it's the gusts that do it

Brock · « **Reply #8609 on:** August 03, 2018, 10:36:22 PM »

I have the egg, but the chook got blown away last week

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8610 on:** August 04, 2018, 12:09:12 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8611 on:** August 04, 2018, 12:13:27 PM »

Times change ...

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8612 on:** August 04, 2018, 12:16:28 PM »

!00% operational - GUARANTEED!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8613 on:** August 04, 2018, 12:22:13 PM »

THE UN has warned that if the killings & civil unrest continue in the Zimbabwean capital Harare, the place is in grave danger of descending into a lawless, ungovernable hole like the White House.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8614 on:** August 04, 2018, 12:34:01 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8615 on:** August 04, 2018, 12:40:14 PM »

It was a real tragedy what happened in Melbourne yesterday morning, when four immigrant lads plowed their drug car into a tree.

I'd like us all to come together and take a moment to mourn the tragic loss of the tree.

Bodø · « **Reply #8616 on:** August 04, 2018, 12:42:18 PM »

There was one in Adelaide last year where someone lost control of their car and ploughed into a house. The hole it created in the wall uncovered a hydroponics operation.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8617 on:** August 04, 2018, 01:03:08 PM »

A new television series is being commissioned where the ancestry of Alzheimer sufferers is traced.

They're going to call it "Who Do you Think I Am?"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8618 on:** August 04, 2018, 01:04:31 PM »

"Dad, am I adopted?"

"Not yet, nobody wants you."

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8619 on:** August 04, 2018, 02:12:29 PM »

The shearer concerned has one hell of a sense of humour!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8620 on:** August 04, 2018, 03:02:23 PM »

Has anyone seen my invisibility cloak? I took it off & can't find it anywhere!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8621 on:** August 04, 2018, 03:06:24 PM »

The old lady next door just knocked,
"Can you open a jar of pickles for me?" she asked
"Of course I can" I replied,
"Great" she said "I've got some cheese and crackers to go with them!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8622 on:** August 04, 2018, 03:09:43 PM »

Im sick of all the crap on the TV these days.

To be honest, its my fault for putting the Bird cage there in the first place.....

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8623 on:** August 04, 2018, 03:11:45 PM »

What's blue and doesn't fit?

A dead epileptic.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8624 on:** August 04, 2018, 03:22:41 PM »

Creative.

The garbage man was not amused.

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