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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #8650 on: August 07, 2018, 04:05:24 AM »
Wild thunderstorm here at the moment, its pretty crowded under the bed with the cats.
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« Reply #8651 on: August 07, 2018, 08:48:12 AM »
Another blast from the past.

While deployed near Rockhampton for Exercise Kangaroo 3, a group of around 40 of us had earned a rest day off after 3 weeks of continuous 12 hour shifts.
We were allowed to use 2 trucks for the day for the 30+ km trip towards Yeppoon.
We went to Rosslyn north east of our location and parked the trucks with thoughts of travelling the 15 km across to Great Keppel Island for the day.

We had a choice of either a standard ferry cruise of around an hour duration, or the high speed catamaran. On checking the prices, the fast cat (30 minutes) was found to be twice the cost as the standard ferry for the trip. I approached the ferry operator asking for a group deal, and we were offered a 50% discount.
I then asked the fast cat for a group deal. They quoted the standard price, at which I exclaimed "We can take the standard ferry for a quarter of that cost!"
They said "We can do a special deal for you, we will drop our price by 50% for the group."
So, we took the fast cat service, went to Keppel for the day, did the fun run down the sandhills on the northside of the island and attended a late afternoon BBQ on the beach before returning to the mainland. A great day out, and at a great savings for each of us.
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #8652 on: August 07, 2018, 08:50:00 AM »
No thunderstorms here Kev we got sunshine with a few frosts.
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« Reply #8653 on: August 07, 2018, 08:53:13 AM »
Currently overcast with light showers and 8 degrees here Paul, but at least the wind has dropped.
I see you had -1 there last night.
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« Reply #8654 on: August 07, 2018, 09:42:54 AM »
I was in bed with my 2 four legged hot water bottles so didn't feel it :nahnah :nahnah :nahnah
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« Reply #8655 on: August 07, 2018, 09:46:23 AM »
Same here, mate.  But mine slap me in the face to wake me, and then run and sit in front of the heater waiting for me to turn it on.
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« Reply #8656 on: August 07, 2018, 04:45:17 PM »
More like lemmings than hamsters, but hey, the music fits...

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« Reply #8657 on: August 07, 2018, 06:22:40 PM »
Report on tonights news that here in Australia, a woman gives birth every one minute and forty two seconds.

I think the Govt should track her down, and STOP HER!
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« Reply #8658 on: August 08, 2018, 08:34:03 AM »
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« Reply #8659 on: August 08, 2018, 02:19:28 PM »
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« Reply #8660 on: August 08, 2018, 02:28:09 PM »
Overseas call at 2.20 pm... "Good Morning!" from a heavily accented voice...

Pink Panther theme mp3 file on my desktop got a workout.  Imbecile tried to talk over the top of it until he gave up.  :grin
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« Reply #8661 on: August 08, 2018, 02:31:38 PM »
Another overseas call a couple of minutes ago... I suspect it was the same telemarketer.

He got the umpires whistle treatment this time.
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« Reply #8662 on: August 08, 2018, 02:45:49 PM »
They never learn. I have had 3 calls today from overseas, 1 this morning, and 2 (so far) this afternoon.... heres my latest recorded reply for the scammers.

The file is just sitting on my desktop waiting to be played...
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« Reply #8663 on: August 08, 2018, 02:59:09 PM »
A cop pulled me over, strode to my car and said "Papers!"

I replied "Scissors! ... I win!" ... and drove off.
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« Reply #8664 on: August 08, 2018, 03:02:44 PM »
My ex used to wake up after her 'beauty sleep', but she still looked like a troll.
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« Reply #8665 on: August 08, 2018, 07:46:39 PM »
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« Reply #8666 on: August 09, 2018, 03:44:26 AM »
The word, 'Break'

So many different meanings/descriptions.

You can break out, break in

Break even

You can take a break for lunch but still eat alone

Break up or break down

Make a break to the left or right

Break a leg on stage but remain intact

Have a lucky/unlucky break

You can form a cross break in sheet metal to prevent 'wobble board' effect

Break the good/bad news to someone

Fish from a break water/ have your wifes water break

Break loose

So many different uses in speech.

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« Reply #8667 on: August 09, 2018, 04:31:33 AM »
Since we're talking words up isn't necessarily the opposite of down.  Say I took you into a forest, pointed to a tree and told you you chop it down.  Once you'd done that if I asked you to chop it up you wouldn't be doing the opposite of what you just did.
 
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« Reply #8668 on: August 09, 2018, 07:23:45 AM »
:ROFL

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« Reply #8669 on: August 09, 2018, 07:24:25 AM »
Have a look at the meanings for the word run.

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« Reply #8670 on: August 09, 2018, 01:27:32 PM »
telemarketer call at 1.17 pm...

After I played the recorded message below, he hung up without uttering a word...  :crackup

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« Reply #8671 on: August 09, 2018, 04:30:45 PM »
Report on tonights news that here in Australia, a woman gives birth every one minute and forty two seconds.

I think the Govt should track her down, and STOP HER!
But who is giving her the necessary to grow these kids? Anybody got some scissors?
 
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« Reply #8673 on: August 09, 2018, 09:45:11 PM »
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« Reply #8674 on: August 10, 2018, 03:16:52 AM »
A surfer hit a dolphin with his surfboard, but it is believed to be accidental, and that he didn't do it on porpoise.
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